1. 1) Never eat anything in a production office refrigerator.
  2. 2) the worse the craft service table is, the dumber the line producer is.
  3. 3) if you've taken two meal penalties and are eating catering one hour late- never ever eat the chicken.
  4. 4) the perfect breakfast burrito is scrambled eggs (one egg, not two- this is important) avocado, crispy bacon, salsa. Cheese optional.
  5. 5) Upon arrival in a distant location find out the priciest restaurant. When expense account baring studio executive or agent arrives to visit set make sure to go there even if it's not very good.
  6. Get coffee from craft services, NOT catering
    Suggested by @bjnovak