THINGS YOU REALIZE WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS OUT OF TOWN
- •You really are the clean one.
- •The other side of the bed is firmer.
- •It's lonely and scary alone at home at night
- •There's noticeably less towels left on the bathroom / closet / bedroom floor
- •She gets far more personal mail then you do.
- •You can watch what you want on tv, but it's no fun.
- •Popcorn for breakfast totally acceptable (actually it is when @jennikonner is at home as well.