1. Jesse! Find the hole!
  2. I've never been to first base before!!!
  3. How do I make it not go up?
    Batting practice
  4. Give me a piece of that booty.
    We had Pirates Booty
  5. Someone shag the ball!
  6. from the Astros vs Red Sox commentary
    "look how he came from behind..."
    Suggested by @rebeccazemel