Relative Strangers I Really Want to Like Me
- •My grocery store cashier/baggerLook at what I'm buying! Aren't I chill and fun!
- •Uber driverIf I'm with a friend I want the driver to think we are either very hip and cool or very intelligent. I will force conversation to make this happen. If I'm alone I want them to be v invested in my safe arrival home because they think I'm so endearing.
- •One off friends of friendsYou're only in town for the weekend but I want you to remember it forever.
- •Psychiatrists/therapistsOnce a psychiatrist told me I was a mensch and it did more than any pill he prescribed.
- •TSA/airline personnelLook at me efficiently navigating literally everything! Ugh let's side eye the dude in front of me who thinks his bag is going to fit in the overhead. WE ARE CHIC TRAVELERS.