Rhetorical Questions You Ask Your Pets (and Their Answers)
- •Are you just a kitty?!Are you just insane?!
- •Are you just a little man!?We just established I'm a kitty.
- •Did you miss me!?Plead the 5th.
- •Did you have a good day?I napped and chased some dust and ate and napped but you closed the window so there was no sun spot for my 6th nap of the day and everything was ruined.
- •Do you know how much I love you!?You tell me all the time and no I'm still not going to say it back.
- •Who is the sweetest little guy!?What does the pile of unraveled toilet paper in your bathroom tell you?