The Woman Next to Me at the Airport Bar

  1. Has a bit of a layover
  2. Is going to San Diego
  3. Just retired from the post office
  4. Is moving to Alaska
  5. Has had too many years of the beach
  6. Holds her wine glass by cupping the bottom
  7. Recited to herself "I'm not going to be a bitch" before making a phone call
    Respect
  8. Has a husband/partner that wears a bolo tie
  9. Exclaimed "NICE PRESENTATION!!" when my warm pretzels arrived
    There was nothing notable about the presentation. They weren't even pretzel shaped.
  10. Has not been able to cook for awhile because all of her "shit is in Alaska already"
    She loves cooking
  11. PROBABLY HAS SO MANY STORIES TO TELL ME AAAGHHH BOARDING TIMES