Things I Still Ask My Parents About Even Though I Am a Grown Up

Sometimes adulting is hard.
  1. IRA Accounts
    Is Roth a person? Is this related to Ira Glass? I love him.
  2. My Taxes
    I do them myself but see above.
  3. The garbage disposal
    Can you run it while the dishwasher is going? Where does the stuff you're disposing of go?
  4. What did you do to my bathroom sink that made it drain better?
  5. Why does every light in my house require a different kind of bulb?
  6. How often do I need HVAC service?
  7. My retirement account
    Is this the same as an IRA? Is Ira Glass at all involved in any of this!?!?