Things Ive Said to My Cats That Ive Also Said to a Boyfriend

  1. Are we going to cuddle tonight?
  2. You're in the middle of the bed
  3. You're not listening to me
  4. Do you know how much I love you?
  5. Did you miss me?
  6. You're the sweetest man
  7. Your hair is everywhere
  8. Don't judge me