Things My Mom Has Said on Vacation

We haven't spent this much time with each other in many years.
  1. 1.
    MOVE IT ALONG
    Re: the horses lining up for the Belmont
  2. 2.
    Whatever happened to______ x 30
    Re: people I haven't spoken to in a decade
  3. 3.
    Were those girls ditzy?
    (They were)
  4. 4.
    Who are you texting x 100
  5. 5.
    Your cousin once drove from Spokane north to <can't remember>. It was about 70 miles and in February and he lost control of the car. And died.
    Re: talking about eastern Washington.
  6. 6.
    I got you a big one. Was I right?
    Re: ordering me a beer
  7. 7.
    Hello hello hello hello hello
    To my dad on the phone. He couldn't hear her.
  8. 8.
    I was much easier on you than Grandma was on me
    ...unverified
  9. 9.
    YOU AND YOUR FATHER BOTH INTERRUPT
    She's not wrong
  10. 10.
    WHICH ONE DIES
    Re: the girl on the train, which she read in 4 hours.
  11. 11.
    I was too PISSED by the end
    Re: why she didn't attend her retirement party
  12. 12.
    I've never understood the rules
    Re: hockey
  13. 13.
    I don't like the 19th hole crowd
    Re: why we don't go to one restaurant anymore on a gofd course
  14. 14.
    Will you do the talking?
    Re: seeing if we can get on an earlier flight. She's not as quick with her words these days.
  15. 15.
    SAMANTHAAAAAAAAA
    Always