Things the Woman Behind Me Exclaimed Throughout Our Flight
She doesn't fly much. I fly too much. PDX to San Diego
- •CLOSE THE WINDOW SO YOU ARENT TEMPTED TO LOOK DOWNTo her friend, a first time flier
- •YEAH BUDDYAcceleration for take off
- •WATEROcean, to be exact
- •I LOVE FLYING
- •TEQUILAGet it girl.
- •FUCKDrink cart blocking the bathroom
- •IVE NEVER BEEN TO CALIFORNIAHer travel companion replied YES YOU HAVE
- •LOOK AT ALL THOSE NEIGHBORHOODS
- •HOLY FUCKING SHITHad to pee again
- •IS THAT ELLIS ISLANDNo that's in San Francisco, replied her companion.
- •HOLY SHIT. HOLY CRAP.Plane turned and gave us a great view. Or maybe it was the landing gear being lowered. Unclear.
- •FOURWe were over a golf course
- •HONEY LOOK THERES THE BASEAw I think they came to see a family member or friend in the military this just got emotional
- •THEY GOT COCONUTS EVERYWHERENo they don't, replied companion