Things the Woman Behind Me Exclaimed Throughout Our Flight
She doesn't fly much. I fly too much. PDX to San Diego
- 1.CLOSE THE WINDOW SO YOU ARENT TEMPTED TO LOOK DOWNTo her friend, a first time flier
- 2.YEAH BUDDYAcceleration for take off
- 4.WATEROcean, to be exact
- 5.I LOVE FLYING
- 6.TEQUILAGet it girl.
- 7.FUCKDrink cart blocking the bathroom
- 8.IVE NEVER BEEN TO CALIFORNIAHer travel companion replied YES YOU HAVE
- 9.LOOK AT ALL THOSE NEIGHBORHOODS
- 10.HOLY FUCKING SHITHad to pee again
- 11.IS THAT ELLIS ISLANDNo that's in San Francisco, replied her companion.
- 12.HOLY SHIT. HOLY CRAP.Plane turned and gave us a great view. Or maybe it was the landing gear being lowered. Unclear.
- 13.FOURWe were over a golf course
- 14.HONEY LOOK THERES THE BASEAw I think they came to see a family member or friend in the military this just got emotional
- 15.THEY GOT COCONUTS EVERYWHERENo they don't, replied companion