Things the Woman Behind Me Exclaimed Throughout Our Flight

She doesn't fly much. I fly too much. PDX to San Diego
  1. 1.
    CLOSE THE WINDOW SO YOU ARENT TEMPTED TO LOOK DOWN
    To her friend, a first time flier
  2. 2.
    YEAH BUDDY
    Acceleration for take off
  3. 3.
    AIRBORNE
  4. 4.
    WATER
    Ocean, to be exact
  5. 5.
    I LOVE FLYING
  6. 6.
    TEQUILA
    Get it girl.
  7. 7.
    FUCK
    Drink cart blocking the bathroom
  8. 8.
    IVE NEVER BEEN TO CALIFORNIA
    Her travel companion replied YES YOU HAVE
  9. 9.
    LOOK AT ALL THOSE NEIGHBORHOODS
  10. 10.
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT
    Had to pee again
  11. 11.
    IS THAT ELLIS ISLAND
    No that's in San Francisco, replied her companion.
  12. 12.
    HOLY SHIT. HOLY CRAP.
    Plane turned and gave us a great view. Or maybe it was the landing gear being lowered. Unclear.
  13. 13.
    FOUR
    We were over a golf course
  14. 14.
    HONEY LOOK THERES THE BASE
    Aw I think they came to see a family member or friend in the military this just got emotional
  15. 15.
    THEY GOT COCONUTS EVERYWHERE
    No they don't, replied companion