What I Want to Yell at the Kids in the Pool

I'm on vacation and by water all day. As a former lifeguard this is not as relaxing as you'd think.
  1. 1.
    DONT RUN
    You'll split your head open and your parents will be too tipsy to react
  2. 2.
    Don't say help unless you're dying
    Seriously
  3. 3.
    Those floaties will not save your life
    Swim lessons will
  4. 4.
    Hey ask your parents to get in the water with you!
    Floaties are not lifeguards.
  5. 5.
    Maybe just don't yell unless you're dying
  6. 6.
    Maybe it's time for a break?
    You look tired and your swimming skills are diminishing before my eyes
  7. 7.
    Don't rough house so close to the edge!!!
    Cracked heads!!!
  8. 8.
    DONT SAY THE WORD HELP UNLESS YOURE DYING
    Ok I put my headphones in we are good now.