THINGS THAT I CAN DO NOW THAT I HAVE AN EVIL SNOWMAN ARMY

Best $20 ever spent
  1. Have them say endless loops of "Hail Satan", "Hail HYDRA", etc.
  2. Send annoying snapchats
  3. Invoke a drunk Heinz to make snapchats screaming "HAIL SATAN"
  4. Bug my roommates if need be
  5. He kickass Christmas decorations that liven up my desk
    It's still decorated for Halloween
  6. Be Satan to everyone essentially