CHILDHOOD CRUSHES

Inspired by a bunch of people that did this weeks ago and it's been in my drafts for a long time
  1. Age 6: Jimmy Neutron
    I loved him because we were both smart and funny and misunderstood.
  2. Age 8: Harry Potter
    I don't actually remember this but I once found a journal in my basement that belonged to me and the only thing written in it was "Harry Potter is my boyfriend. We love each other."
  3. Age 9: Casper the friendly ghost
    In retrospect this was the beginning of a solid trend where I developed feelings for kind yet unavailable people
  4. Age 10: Angel from Rent
    See above. Also, Brad from My Life as a Teenage Robot.
  5. Age 11: Princeton from Avenue Q
    Ok now that I think about it this was so weird.
  6. Age 12: Graverobber from Repo! The Genetic Opera
    I think this was when I stopped loving myself
  7. Age 13-16: The Dark Years
    I think I was too depressed and repressed to have crushes on anyone because I really don't remember a thing
  8. Age 16: Jess from Gilmore Girls
    This was when I started to sort of love myself but not that much
  9. Age 17: The first guy I kissed, who might as well be fictional because he wore a bowler hat every day and unfriended me on Facebook, symbolizing my transition into womanhood
    Jess would have been way nicer to me