How I Handle Conflict, As I've Learned From Fictional Characters

  1. I make jokes and probably annoy the shit out of the other person, like Lorelai Gilmore.
    I love her so much though.
  2. I get mad for a minute and then retreat, like Lilo.
  3. I make speeches, like every single character on Grey's Anatomy.
    Except they're over iMessage and not IRL because let's be real, I'd get interrupted IRL.
  4. I call people Penis Breath, like Elliott from E.T.
    I don't actually do this.
  5. I write in a diary instead of facing my problems, like Harriet.
    The original Gossip Girl tbh