My Name Made Out of Sentences I Would Never Say

I'm pretty sure like a million people have done this by now
  1. Slytherin is the best house
  2. Axes are such a normal thing to store in the backseat of your car
  3. Maybe Lorelai and Rory are actually like the devil incarnate
  4. All of my sexual partners have been so nice to me!
  5. Nala from The Lion King was a high-strung bitch
  6. This meditation stuff is really working for me
  7. Hiking sounds like a great idea
  8. Astrology isn't real