Only one of these was said by someone I was dating, guess which
  1. "You know your roommate who looks like Anne Frank? I want to fuck her."
    -guy talking to my roommate
  2. "You're so easy to deal with!"
  3. "You would make a perfect cumslut"
  4. "She's kind of pretty, like, in a weird way."
  5. "I like you more than any person reasonably should."
    I know he wasn't trying to imply that I'm unlikable but the alternate interpretation is that he was stalking me so idk
  6. "I'd fuck you, but like ironically. I'd fuck you just so I'd be able to say that I did."