I'm very insecure, so I tend to see makeup as a personal necessity, but here are some things that are stronger than my need to look pretty
  1. When I'm on my period
  2. When all I'm doing today is camp counseling nine year olds
  3. When I'm sick and I want sympathy
  4. When I'm trying to convince myself that I don't have a crush on a boy who's in my class today
    As he walks through the door, I feel so cool and think to myself about how much I don't give a fuck what he thinks
  5. When I know I'm getting my eyebrows waxed today and I don't want to rip off foundation along with stray eyebrow hairs
  6. When I've just gotten my eyebrows waxed and I don't wanna deal with applying foundation over the residual wax
  7. When I'm tired
  8. When I go to the movies
    Because who's looking ?
    Suggested by @smmrnss
  9. The entire month of August
    It's just gonna melt off in 15 minutes anyway
    Suggested by @rebeccaroanoke