1. Folding wontons isn't hard - it just takes practice, and I can practice on a tissue.
  2. The safe zone when we have a fire drill at work isn't as close as I'd like it to be.
  3. Continuing education certificates are too expensive for my blood, especially considering I'm still paying off grad school.
  4. Yesterday was Back to the Future Day. (Whoops)
  5. The dry skin on my face refuses to fucking quit.
  6. Organic manicures exist - and gel manicures are NOT organic (as I suspected).
  7. Minsk is in Belarus, so when Phoebe's boyfriend David moves to Minsk in whatever season of Friends, that's where he is.