1. The guy with no sense of personal space
    There are seat divisions. Get you knee off my side, bro.
  2. The screaming infant
    I mean it's not your fault-- you're a baby. But let's maybe postpone the 15hr flight until you can communicate in words instead of cries.
  3. A chatty neighbor
    *casually inserts headphones*
  4. When your overhead space is copped by a late comer with a bag that barely fits up there
    Yes I WOULD mind putting my backpack under the seat in front of me. Dude-- check the bag... It's $25... And you can use full size shampoo!
  5. When your personal video screen doesn't work
    There's 276 people on here and mine is the only blank screen? For real?