THINGS MY NEIGHBORS MUST HAVE THOUGHT WHILE LISTENING TO MY TODDLER GO TO BED

  1. Good god, are they beating him?
  2. Maybe it is an exorcism...?
  3. Shut up! It is 10:30 and I have to wake up at 4am
  4. Is he actually hurt? Should I call the cops?
  5. Sucks for those parents!