1. That one where he played yodeling music during the entire date.
    And yodeled along. And refused to talk about anything besides Germany.
  2. The one that was a double date. Him & me, my sister & his brother.
    They both confessed their undying love to us 🙄
  3. The one where he didn't come to the door, and my phone was dead so I didn't know he was there.
    He didn't even honk lol
  4. The one where he kept trying to kiss me even though I was saying no lol
    Not cool
  5. That one where he made fun of my lack of bowling ability for a solid 20 minutes
  6. The one where I accidentally hit him on the head with a surfboard
  7. The one where he made fun of a seventeen year old for his receding hairline
    I wanted to throw up and cry at the same time tbh