Questions songs have asked me.
  1. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
    You just can't. It just wouldn't be right.
  2. Should I stay or should I go?
    I mean this is really up to you.
  3. Why don't we do it in the road?
    I could give you a number of reasons, but let's just go with- um- that's dangerous.
  4. Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
    Are there? Really? I think this is the only song I know about rainbows.
  5. Where have all the good men gone and where are all the g-ds?
    Whoa Bonnie. Let's start with something simple.
  6. Where have all the flowers gone?
    Asked and answered. Thank you.
  7. Are we human or are we dancer?
    Is this English?
  8. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
    Great, now I'm never going to fall asleep. Thanks.
  9. Why does it always rain on me?
    Maybe it's your attitude? Or maybe make a move to a less stormy climate.
  10. Are you experienced?
    In what way, jimi?
  11. What's love got to do with it?
    Um, probably a lot if you're writing a song with "love" in the title.
  12. Where have all the Cowboys gone?
    Have you tried
  13. Will you still love me tomorrow?
    We both know you won't!
    Suggested by @angusisley
  14. Is this it? Is this... it?
    Julian Casablancas is hard to please.
    Suggested by @LeighBelz
  15. Are you gonna go my way?
    That really depends on what route you're taking.
    Suggested by @Abby
  16. What you gon' do with all this ass all up in your face?
    Rocket til waterfalls!
    Suggested by @sarahyuro
  17. What's going on?
    Don't ask 4 non blondes they don't know
    Suggested by @roseschlossberg
  18. What's with these homies dissing my girl - why do they gotta front?
    My guess is maybe she said something rude or like made a gesture, Rivers?
    Suggested by @davidjrosen
  19. Do you realize?
    We go from having beautiful faces to facing our mortality in mere seconds.
    Suggested by @angcutt
  20. How many mics do we rip on the daily?
    Many many many
    Suggested by @evehewson
  21. Why don't you use it? (try not to bruise it)
    Because I don't know what "it" is....but whatever "it" is, bruising it would be bad for everyone involved.
    Suggested by @evan
  22. Are we out of the woods yet?
    No and if you ask me three more times in a row we def never will be.
    Suggested by @betsy
  23. Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
    People who like clean writing, orderly lists, and effective communication, sirs!
    Suggested by @sogol
  24. have you ever really, really ever loved a woman?
    cause bryan adams has!
    Suggested by @lindsaygelfand
  25. What's new, pussycat?
    Well for starters, a total stranger just called me pussycat
    Suggested by @lexzie
  26. Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
    What's Love Got To Do With It
    Suggested by @TT
  27. Do you know the way to San Jose?
    Oh Dionne, you're dating yourself. Here's a link to Mapquest.
    Suggested by @Flurn
  28. Would you light my candle?
    Or just tell me where my smack is?
    Suggested by @annabelle
  29. Will you still love me tomorrow?
    Prolly not if you're asking this question
    Suggested by @sashabronner