Reasons why Monday isn't so bad
  1. If you're reading this: you didn't die yesterday.
  2. My sister is in town so we're having a late lunch at Joan's on Third.
    I realize that this is specific to me, however my joy should bring you joy.
  3. This is the last Monday you will have to endure without access to "going clear".
    I can't wait for his documentary to air.
  4. I made the remix playlist available for y'all