It doesn't take much to turn me off someone new. Or, let's be honest, someone old. Feel free to add some of your own.....
  1. Burned matches
    I know what you did last summer.
  2. A toothbrush multi pack
    Overnight guests, while well taken care of, are clearly a regular occurrence.
  3. Condom wrappers
    Yay for being safe. Boo for being safe way too recently, or taking out the trash too rarely.
  4. Valtrex
    Herpes- the gift that keeps on giving. No thank you.
  5. Hair elastics
    Unless you're a girl with long hair.
  6. The cardboard end of a toilet paper roll
    Either replace it or throw it away. Paper towels and napkins are not a suitable replacement.
  7. Latex gloves
    This is when I text your address to a friend with the following message "serial killer alert- if I don't text you every half hour I'm being made into a skin suit. Send help"
  8. Nail clippings
    Just yuck.
  9. Hair
    In the drain, in the sink, in the toilet. Hair is just gross when it isn't yours.
  10. Dried toothpaste remnants in the sink. Just rinse it out after you spit, yo.
    Suggested by @Abby
  11. Baby wipes
    Suggested by @alibaron
  12. Magazines
    Suggested by @sashaspielberg
  13. Used acne cleanser pads at the top of the trash.
    At least have the self respect to shove em under some other trash.
    Suggested by @sally
  14. Products that clearly do not belong to the person who lives there.
    Ghosts of lovers past/present. Throw that shiz away, yo.
    Suggested by @hillarykerr
  15. Food.
    Suggested by @Mary
  16. @samantharonson @hillarykerr I've been thinking about this list all day and I made the suggestion of food, which I would find v disturbing in a bathroom. Also, here's a photo of my boyfriend bathroom stockpile... Should I be worried? Heheh (sorry for making this a suggestion, I wanted to include the pic)
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    Suggested by @Mary