WEIRD THINGS I DO WHEN I'M ALONE
I'm single = I'm always alone. I no longer know the protocol for being around people.
- •I wear breathe right strips on my noseI have allergies. I wore one at work last night. Paparazzi asked me what was wrong with my nose..... I should have answered that I don't know what's appropriate anymore.
- •I make lists
- •I think about dying.On a weekend that I don't DJ, no one would notice I was dead until my assistant came in on Monday.
- •I do whatever the fuck I want!BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING BOSS!