WEIRD THINGS I DO WHEN I'M ALONE

I'm single = I'm always alone. I no longer know the protocol for being around people.
  1. I wear breathe right strips on my nose
    I have allergies. I wore one at work last night. Paparazzi asked me what was wrong with my nose..... I should have answered that I don't know what's appropriate anymore.
  2. I make lists
  3. I think about dying.
    On a weekend that I don't DJ, no one would notice I was dead until my assistant came in on Monday.
  4. I do whatever the fuck I want!
    BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING BOSS!