Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

this could get messy...
  1. i told her she gave me soul boners. glad this was warmly received.
  2. people from my hometown are so hilariously misinformed about basically everything. makes facebook extra fun. rip ashley.
  3. a time where i had a full hour long conversation with someone using only family matters gifs.
  4. as if i don't smell like that all of the time...
  5. how you know it's gonna be a good day.
  6. sibling love on thanksgiving.
  7. a high complement initiated by cookie butter. "literally me," as the kids would say.
  8. a germy one, at that...
  9. the first pregnant friend i could (finally) ask.
  10. my legacy.
  11. my legacy: part 2
  12. when the people you admire as cooler than you expected.
  13. #flirting