HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE BATHROOM FLOOR 😷

  1. Not drunk
  2. I have a really sensitive stomach
  3. Sometimes I decide to ignore that
  4. Tonight was one of those times
  5. Everyone else is asleep
  6. I'm sorry for not listening to you, stomach
  7. Thanks for keeping me up until 6 AM with horrible pain and grossness
  8. Not my ideal way to start the year, I must say