MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

  1. Sardines are exactly what I need right now!
  2. Amanda, pass me that scalpel.
  3. Maybe we shouldn't order a pizza.
  4. Autumn is the worst season.
  5. Never have I ever watched every Wes Anderson movie in my bed while eating vegan ice cream.
  6. True Detective season 2 was way better than season 1!
  7. Hotline Bling is a terrible song.
  8. Aren't babies the best company to have on long flights?