SUPPOSED MASTERPIECES THAT I HAVE STOPPED WATCHING IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES

Not because of the movies themselves, but because I started texting or I fell asleep or something... Okay, maybe some were because of the movies themselves.
  1. Three Colors: Blue
    10 mins ago, because I started making this list.
  2. The Passion of Joan of Arc
    I should give it another shot. It does look pretty fucking hip.
  3. Twin Peaks Pilot (4 times)
    I'll probably never finish it. You know when you restart something you've seen the beginning of a few times & you're just like, "Fuck! This again?!"
  4. Love & Basketball
    This one is fully my error. Must revisit.
  5. Safety Last
    Him hanging off the clock is funny as fuck tho.
  6. The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
    💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
  7. Nashville
    👬👬👫👫👫👭👬👭👬👫👫👬
  8. Topsy Turvy
    The VHS box haunts me, being at my grandma's & having to either watch this or CARRINGTON. It's why I brought CLUELESS over every time.
  9. L'Atalante
    It might just be too old?
  10. Can't Hardly Wait
    JUST KIDDING. About turning it off after 5 minutes. Not about it being a masterpiece.