Noises that keep me from relaxing while taking a bath

  1. My dog barking at a ground squirrel
  2. That weird thumping that can only be heard while physically in the tub
    Is it water sloshing around???
  3. All the creaks of my old house
  4. The water heater refilling
    If thats actually what makes the water sound that comes from the toilet ish area. Is my toilet broken? Am I contributing the drought?
  5. The thoughts in my head about the psycho who is probably using bath time to break in through the front window