And the likelihood of him being there on a scale from 1 to 10
  1. In a food coma at chipotle
  2. Seeing avengers 2 for a 3rd time
  3. Visiting his secret wife and 2 kids at his secret farm home
  4. Locked in at Sears because he forgot he quit his job there
  5. Avoiding our shitty housemates who are blasting 80's music right now
  6. At @Debby's house
    9, but how boring would that be?
  7. Definitely NOT at the library for the past four hours being a total nerd
    10? or 0? 10 likelihood that I'm NOT that.
    Suggested by @stephen