LIST OF PLACES @STEPHEN COULD POSSIBLY BE RIGHT NOW

And the likelihood of him being there on a scale from 1 to 10
  1. In a food coma at chipotle
    6
  2. Seeing avengers 2 for a 3rd time
    7
  3. Visiting his secret wife and 2 kids at his secret farm home
    2
  4. Locked in at Sears because he forgot he quit his job there
    1
  5. Avoiding our shitty housemates who are blasting 80's music right now
    8
  6. At @Debby's house
    9, but how boring would that be?
  7. Definitely NOT at the library for the past four hours being a total nerd
    10? or 0? 10 likelihood that I'm NOT that.
    Suggested by   @stephen