THINGS I'VE ACTUALLY SAID WHILE LEAVING A VOICEMAIL

  1. Ummmmm
  2. Your voicemail is so professional sounding, I should do that
  3. I forgot why I called
  4. And....... Sorry I got distracted by something
  5. Bye, love you (to someone I don't love)
  6. Ummmmmm.... Yeah
  7. Sorry, I'm really bad at leaving voicemail