REASONS I SUSPECT MY BOSS MIGHT BE DONALD TRUMP

  1. 1.
    He looks kinda like Donald Trump if you squint.
  2. 2.
    He talks about how much he likes Donald Trump, and isn't that such a Donald Trump thing to do?
  3. 3.
    And most compellingly, I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.
  4. 4.
    Illuminati confirmed.