WHY I'M NERVOUS ABOUT THIS DATE I HAVE TOMORROW

  1. Her name is Brittany and the last girl I had a date with was named Brianna. Chances I choose the wrong name at some point: 50%.
  2. She looks kinda like Kurt Cobain in a really good way, and that's super attractive but a little intimidating.
  3. She is a single mother, and the only thing I know about babies is how to hold them in such a way that they won't immediately die.
  4. I knew her back in high school. I'm not as funny or cute as I was in high school.
  5. I truly honestly think she's great and don't want to screw it up.