POTENTIAL CHAPTERS FOR MY MEMOIR

Personal motto: If one ever has to write a memoir one should always be prepared
  1. 1.
    Life lately, according to my iPhone
  2. 2.
    Gluten aware
  3. 3.
    Gay men & glitter OR am I Cher?
  4. 4.
    My gyno is a con artist
  5. 5.
    Making life look fun on Instagram so hot boys notice me
  6. 6.
    The foodie vs the iphoodie
  7. 7.
    The art of the ~tilde~
  8. 8.
    The delicate stalk
  9. 9.
    Becoming a sommelier ( a masters in Google)
  10. 10.
    Situationships
  11. 11.
    Christmas aka The Tony's
  12. 12.
    The devil wears lululemon
  13. 13.
    Avocado stress