Titles of Potential Real Housewife Memoirs

  1. Live, Laugh, Love, Lemons
  2. Divorce Is A Horse, Of Course Of Course
  3. I'm On A Love Diet
  4. Kill Me If I Set Foot In Long Island
  5. Happy Eyebrows, Happy Life
  6. Deal Housewives: The Story Of A Real Estate Empire
  7. Swans Aren't For Everyone
  8. Who Moved My Jew?
  9. Necklaces Are Just One Statement I Make
  10. Feng Shui Is For Phonies: Why I'll Never Leave