How to make it seem like you're working a lot harder than you actually are

DISCLAIMER: I truly am a hard worker
  1. 1.
    Post on Slack during your evening poop.
  2. 2.
    Wake up in the middle of the night crying for no reason? Respond to an email or two!
  3. 3.
    Turn your screen brightness all the way down and lean in REAL close so only you know you're on Facebook.
  4. 4.
    Message your boss after 6pm with a cool new concept for operational efficiency you saw on LinkedIn.
  5. 5.
    Headphones.