How to make it seem like you're working a lot harder than you actually are
DISCLAIMER: I truly am a hard worker
- •Post on Slack during your evening poop.
- •Wake up in the middle of the night crying for no reason? Respond to an email or two!
- •Turn your screen brightness all the way down and lean in REAL close so only you know you're on Facebook.
- •Message your boss after 6pm with a cool new concept for operational efficiency you saw on LinkedIn.