Or: Turning Disney Movie Titles Into Onion Headlines
  1. Octopus Drag Queen Gone Too Soon
    The Little Mermaid
  2. G-Rated Cat Porn
    The Lion King
  3. Robin Williams Confirmed as National Treasure
  4. Sexy Carb Junkie Lies His Way into Marrying Girl with Pet Tiger
  5. He's Definitely At Least Bicurious
  6. Manic Depressed Woman Unintentionally Creates Sentient Life
  7. The Sexist Goddamn Fox in the World
    Robin Hood (don't pretend you didn't have a crush on him as a kid)