Alternate Names for Disney Movies: Part 1

Or: Turning Disney Movie Titles Into Onion Headlines
  1. Octopus Drag Queen Gone Too Soon
    The Little Mermaid
  2. G-Rated Cat Porn
    The Lion King
  3. Robin Williams Confirmed as National Treasure
    Also...
  4. Sexy Carb Junkie Lies His Way into Marrying Girl with Pet Tiger
    Aladdin
  5. He's Definitely At Least Bicurious
    Mulan
  6. Manic Depressed Woman Unintentionally Creates Sentient Life
    Frozen
  7. The Sexist Goddamn Fox in the World
    Robin Hood (don't pretend you didn't have a crush on him as a kid)