Alternate Names for Disney Movies: Part 2

Or: Turning Disney Movie Titles Into Onion Headlines
  1. Nice Guy Doesn't Finish Last Thanks to Fitness Montage
    Hercules
  2. Racist Crows and Sadness
    Dumbo
  3. Forest Creatures Tormented by Hunters and Fire
    Bambi
  4. Dragon Tries to Stop Man from Kissing Sixteen-Year-Old Girl
    Sleeping Beauty
  5. Show Your Kids What an Acid Trip Feels Like
    Alice in Wonderland
  6. Yet Another White Male with a Gun Falls to His Death
    Tarzan