Alternate Names for Disney Movies: Part 3

Or: Turning Disney Movie Titles Into Onion Headlines
  1. Dishonesty: Disney's Equivalent to Viagra
    Pinocchio
  2. She's Like Twelve and He's Racist
    Pocahontas
  3. Braiding Her Hair Won't Make It That Much Shorter
    Tangled
  4. Sia Angry at Horny Dogs
    101 Dalmatians
  5. Breaking Curfew and the Foot Fetish
    Cinderella
  6. Life Insurance Companies HATE Him
    Peter Pan