Celebrities I Aspire To Be

  1. Matthew Gray Gubler
    this man is a national treasure
  2. i mean cmon
  3. Carrie Fisher
    Twitter Mom™
  4. Elizabeth Warren
    badass politician who, among other things, challenges Trump on a daily basis. would certainly not mind if she were president
  5. Ellen Degeneres
    watching ellen clips on youtube is scientifically proven to improve your mood trust me
  6. Emma Watson and Lin Manuel Miranda
    don't even get me started on these two
  7. Bonus: Cabbage Facts
    you get pleasant posts like this
  8. and a lot of this
    who doesn't love nihilistic cabbage tweets?