My Hair Care Routine

After washing my hair, I towel-dry it and add...
  1. hair gel
  2. hairspray
  3. a staggering amount of sea salt spray
  4. dry shampoo
    yes, i use it even when i don't need it
  5. leave-in conditioner
    it wasn't meant to be leave-in but i forgot
  6. probably some bits of the nail polish I couldn't get off last night
  7. several gnats and other assorted flying menaces
    they won't stay out of my goddamn apartment
  8. the screams of a thousand damned souls
    if i'm feeling extra stylish