or maybe they'd be potions that the Harry Potter world never got around to making
  1. The workout-in-a-pill
  2. Child-Off™
    guaranteed to keep children from mobbing/climbing on you
  3. Instant Makeover
    saves you the time of having to do your hair and makeup and pick something you probably wore yesterday
  4. Anti-creepy-crawly pill
    keeps spiders, cockroaches, ants, flies, and similar creatures far, far away from you
  5. insta-happy pill
    I know they're working on it but I'm impatient