Things to Name Your Pet Lizard

  1. Lizard Lemon
  2. Godzilla Wannabe
  3. Green Goblin
  4. Elizardbeth Bennett
    Bonus points if you also have Mr. Dogcy, Mr. Wingley, and Kitty Bennett.
  5. Ted Cruz
    only if you really hate that lizard
  6. Harry
    every day you must tell him, "you're a lizard, Harry"
  7. Cat