Reasons I Would Not Last as a Contestant on the Bachelor

  1. I would so be that girl that gets way too drunk on the first night.
  2. I would totally be there to make friends. The guy is probably boring as shit anyways.
    👭
  3. I just don't have that kind of wardrobe depth.
    Seriously, they change like four times a day.
  4. Too many dates involve heights...
    Scaling skyscrapers, helicopters, heels
  5. I would miss my dog too much and then I'd be that crazy girl talking about her dog in every scene
  6. I like to eat food.
    Every date I yell, "eat the damn food!"
  7. I don't want to quit my job just so I can try to make a living promoting skinny tea and hair extensions on my Instagram page.
    Please see former bachelor/bachelorette Instagram pages for examples.