Reasons I Would Not Last as a Contestant on the Bachelor
- •I would so be that girl that gets way too drunk on the first night.
- •I would totally be there to make friends. The guy is probably boring as shit anyways.👭
- •I just don't have that kind of wardrobe depth.Seriously, they change like four times a day.
- •Too many dates involve heights...Scaling skyscrapers, helicopters, heels
- •I would miss my dog too much and then I'd be that crazy girl talking about her dog in every scene
- •I like to eat food.Every date I yell, "eat the damn food!"
- •I don't want to quit my job just so I can try to make a living promoting skinny tea and hair extensions on my Instagram page.Please see former bachelor/bachelorette Instagram pages for examples.