Thoughts I have while watching the graduate
- •Omg this music... I'm already bored
- •THIS WOMAN IS A PREDATOR
- •NIPPLES! What's with the nipple flashing???
- •What kind of 20-year-old drinks bourbon?
- •His parents turned him into a space robot on his birthday??
- •He called for an affair and got loads of old people.... Niiiiice.
- •"Are you here for an affair sir? The single man party sir?" That's the only reason I'm watching! Guess I can turn it off now
- •I'm 21... I should call up a friend's parent and invite them to a hotel and see if this is realistic...
- •Ms.Robinson's hair is truly amazing
- •WAIT. He didn't even get a room? What was your plan?
- •Worst. First. Kiss. Ever... But now she's undressing so....
- •A ford!? A ford!! Fuck you bitch, a ford!?!?
- •Don't worry... She doesn't know we're getting married but I do...
- •I often meet people at the zoo too...
- •ELAIN! Damn that's good stuff
- •NOT THE CRoss!
- •Most awkward bus ride ever...