GROWNUP CHRISTMAS LIST

  1. Unlimited data
  2. People who don't use their blinkers to be eradicated
  3. A friend who loves me enough to shave the parts of my legs I can't see because of my fat
  4. For Destiny's Child's "Soldier" to be played on the radio more
  5. For "Cross Fit Kids" to no longer exist
  6. Bayou Hot Wings