TINDER OPENING LINES
Makin me feel some sort of way
- •hey are you my appendix? because ur giving me a funny feeling in my gut and i think i need to take u out
- •A cutie, u r
- •do u give good head?
- •just got pulled over by a cop, for texting and driving. I explained to him I was on tinder and what tinder is about. I showed him a picture of you and he let me go with a warning and said I better get your number.
- •Your last name wouldn’t happen to start with a G would it?
- •Dtf. ?*
- •trying for a bj
- •jet fuel can’t melt steal beams
- •Howdy! I'm outside basking in this amazing weather! I hope you're enjoying it as much as I am! I'm Steve.
- •Happy thanksgiving! Interested in any sexting to spice up the holidays?
- •Are those giraffes on your shirt?