Makin me feel some sort of way
  1. hey are you my appendix? because ur giving me a funny feeling in my gut and i think i need to take u out
  2. A cutie, u r
  3. do u give good head?
  4. just got pulled over by a cop, for texting and driving. I explained to him I was on tinder and what tinder is about. I showed him a picture of you and he let me go with a warning and said I better get your number.
  5. Your last name wouldn’t happen to start with a G would it?
  6. Dtf. ?*
  7. trying for a bj
  8. jet fuel can’t melt steal beams
  9. Howdy! I'm outside basking in this amazing weather! I hope you're enjoying it as much as I am! I'm Steve.
  10. Happy thanksgiving! Interested in any sexting to spice up the holidays?
  11. Are those giraffes on your shirt?