Is this sacrilege? I'm (kind of) sorry.
  1. Kim Kardashian as Mary
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    I am probably going to hell for casting Kim as the Virgin Mary, but hear me out- she is clearly the main attraction here and the one people came to see. Everybody else (except maybe the cute baby) is just there to bring gifts. (Also this image of her as Mary literally already existed on the Internet?)
  2. Kanye West as Joseph
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    By virtue of reason, then Joseph is Kanye. Joseph is like kind of Jesus' dad, and Kanye loves to compare himself to a god, so it works.
  3. North West as Baby Jesus
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    NORTH WEST AND I AM SO HERE FOR A WORLD WHERE JESUS IS A WOMAN
  4. Kourtney Kardashian as Wise Man Carrying Frankincense
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    Frankincense is basically just incense, and I'm having a hard time believing any Kardashian would bring incense as a gift to what is essentially a baby shower, but I'm gonna say Kourtney cause I think she's kind of over the family as a whole so maybe a shitty gift is the perfect way out
  5. Khloe Kardashian as Wise Man Carrying Gold
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    Obviously Khloe.
  6. Scott Disick as Wise Man Carrying Myrrh
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    Myrrh is also just incense? What a gift idea stealer. Obviously Scott.
  7. Kendall Jenner as The Shepherd
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    Kendall, shepherding our attention away from the hot mess that is her family and onto her badass modeling career.
  8. Kylie Jenner as The Sheep
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    Clearly Kylie, just kind of weirdly following Kendall around and trying to steal the spotlight by dating older rappers... This is probably still a sheep analogy somewhere.
  9. Kris Jenner as The Innkeeper
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    The innkeeper isn't technically part of the nativity, which is why it's totally Kris. Just kind of lurking in the background, wishing she was part of the cool story.