FORMS OF TRANSIT I HAVE VOMITED ON OR NEAR (IN CHICAGO)

It is only a matter of time before the Los Angeles edition of this list exists.
  1. The blue line of the Chicago transit authority. Specifically, right before the LaSalle stop. Into my own hand. After which, a kind homeless man handed me a bag.
  2. The side of the road on interstate 80, onto my shoes, after pulling over my Toyota Yaris.
  3. A flower planter next to the 29 bus stop.
  4. Right outside of an uber in Lincoln Park, but not in an uber, because that would cost $250 to clean and because I am not a total monster.
  5. Beneath the Fullerton stop of the Red line train, approximately 30 minutes prior to the aforementioned uber incident.
  6. The metra, after giving up a really prime seat next to an outlet to find the bathroom.